Wednesday, April 4, 2007

The Second Coming

Huddled Masses,

Like P. Pilate stateth, Who-da-fuck-ya want.....

The Barabbas Quartet .....

Or, perhaps, Barabbas?


Or, I don't know, maybe Blanche Deveraux?

Through the Back Door? And not in the Rick Steeves way.

Unless he REALLY means through the BACK DOOR.


Saturday, March 31, 2007

Who's it Gonna Be?

Huddled Masses,

YOU tell me,
I hereby state 'tis your decree,
The choice be made for all to see -
which of these two men (not three),
shall hereforeafter, verily
abscond the fates and get off - free?

In the White Robes, Hailing from Jerusalem, via Nazareth, our Savior, The man they call the LORD, Weighing in at approximately 135 pounds, Six-foot-one inches of Absolute and Unequivocal Salvation, JESU [the hammer!] CRISTO!!!!

.. Or, Perhaps, Barabbas?